I, I, I, I, I, I All those tears I cry, I, I, I, I
I, I, I, I, I, I All those tears I cry, I, I, I, I
I assume that’s printed because there may be cases where nuts may get mixed in with the peanuts, which are a legume, and not actually a nut. Also, corporations sometimes have to say weird shit so as not to get sued.
Pets of all kinds? Where are the parrots? Hmmm?
Best jaws anywhere in the world.
Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.
So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig
Having eaten them both back then and now, and had them both properly cooked and poorly cooked, this makes the most sense. I just eventually forgot that they used to taste less pleasant than they do now.
Selfie stick manufacturers: thanks for the business 🫡 now we’re everywhere!
So date them, show them a movie every night, and see how many it takes for them to say, “Seen it.” Then repeat. EZPZ
Bro dodging the punchline like Neo dodging bullets
Those were your camping crocs till I walked in with my girl. 😌Checkmate.
Reflects all damage, you say. Hmm…
A sledgehammer has entered the chat
“He needs to just die already.” That’s all you had to say, friend.
Yes there is.
I’ve seen a shade of green as majestic as yours… 🌿🥰🌿
The point of UBI is that it has no stipulations. It’s guaranteed no matter what.
As a person who visited the actual website when it was up and scrolled through the ridiculously long single page of center-justified text, this description is entirely accurate.
“Yes, and you. I did say ‘we’, did I not?”