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Bill Murray would become stuck in time, forced to relive the same day for what could be decades or centuries. Slowly he’d use this time to become a better person, a kinder person, a person capable of both loving and being loved. Ultimately, he’d find reprieve in the arms of his soulmate.

Phil, the goddamned weather hamster would still have six more weeks of being dead.

A fellow greendale alum. Streets ahead!

Olympic athletes are on strict diets. They no longer have such dietary requirements once they’ve won.

Lucky living?

I use portainer behind tail scale. Easy management anywhere and no publicly available access.