From Florida, of course 😄
There’s even more to the story, every step even more absurd than the other:
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
US woman backflips in court, pleads guilty to smuggling 24-carat gold gun into SydneyA review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.
“What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer. Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.”
“I am scared of shooting it… I would probably just pistol whip until I got training again,” she said.
The court also heard that she previously owned two other guns while living in the States, but she had accidentally given them away. "Those guns I ended up giving away, because I accidentally left them in a donation box."
Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”
US woman backflips in court
I’m gonna need a courtroom sketch of that
You’re welcome.
Holy fuck 💀
as someone who went to clown school, I can’t say that everyone there was very smart.
they had to have an intervention with the year below me because they all stopped eating solid food to do a fad diet with some kind of herbal tea.
I want to lie down on a rug in front of the fireplace and listen to your clown school tales, while you sit in a rocking chair and knit
Wouldn’t tying balloon animals be more appropriate than knitting?
I bet you could do a really interesting AMA based on that experience
Maybe!
in the mean time the school I attended in name checked in this article
Dude, you’re only making us more anxious for the storytelling hour
Just putting it out there - this is one of those situations where a story about the inner drama of clown school (with pictures if possible) could elevate you to an internet legend. I personally had no idea it was a multi-year process.
Joel McHale might play you in the movie adaptation. This lady could make a cameo once she’s out of prison and deported back to the US. Maybe don’t startle her on set, though.
No brain cells were harmed, or even used in any way during that particular interaction … I suppose they also eat rocks or inject bleach?
That is how you show up to clown school.
This wins the most ridiculous thing I’ve read on the internet this year. And it’s December.
“Clown” is a noun or adjective?
In the phrase “clown school,” “clown” is an attributive noun, also sometimes called an adjectival noun. It is a noun that is used as an adjective in order to modify another noun. Clown school is a school where you learn how to be a clown.
Yes.
Google “Here are 5 million results that say you can’t bring a gun in your suitcase, and ONE that says you can”
Clown selecting the ONE result “I KNEW IT”
Google “Just because I have it doesn’t make it true!!”
#🤡
I… I think I’m in love with her
Jesus mother of fuck
Her lawyer said she packed the pistol because she was high and paranoid from synthetic marijuana, which she uses to cope with trauma
She shouldn’t be allowed to own a gun in the first place.
