black pudding? white pudding?

not to dox you, but if you gave me your nearest major metropolitan area I’d be happy to look up which voice classes seem like they could be legit as a starting point.

I’m an actor- mostly theatre. I’ve VO’d a handful of TV commercials. I am not a successful voice actor. It requires as much dedication, training, equipment etc as any career.

I would recommend two things.

1. voice classes and books in the tradition of Cecily Berry. You’ll also want to look into some phonetics/IPA work as well. People will expect you to know - for e.g. how and why a southern accent diphthongizes the vowels and which vowels it shares with GenAm vs RP.

2. music / sound production. You may be expected to do your own noise removal, normalization, amplificiation and limiting.

YouTube but also porn. As it’s much less regulated in terms of tone and content, you get a lot of casual racism, misogyny and similar just thrown into the videos of pene and vagene

you mean Spoieyk?

you put a condom on it to solve most of that

Dragons, if you accept any quadruped lizard such as a gecko or a bearded lizard, or a komodo dragon, as a dragon, still exist.

forgiveness is often for yourself, not the third party.

It doesn’t change anything for the killer to be forgiven in your mind, but it changes something in your mind to forgive.

femboy hooters allows it

Moses himself commands an army to genocide before and after Mt Sinai

I mean it’s true here.

sucks we won’t see it happen but also delightful they have a mansion they can’t use

paid time off

penis in vagina

but surely if I just write the perfect email all business issues will be solved and we’ll make millions?

Sarajevo in BiH. Fascinating history, great weather and food. Met some lovely people.

a hippy dippy one:

“whatever time it happened was the right time, whoever was there were the right people, whatever happened was the only thing that could have happened. It is always your time to do it, and same for everyone else.”

went to Benidorm on a lads holiday in my early 20s, can confirm it was just like a warm day in Swindon.

Good news! (PDF warning)

if the state had to pay you to drive to the Piggly Wiggly to pick up a case of Miller High Life they’d simply be like “Don’t.”

you know you’re gonna win the court case when you start telling the judge about your nostrils