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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Blessica

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Blessica

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • shyguyblue@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…

  • teft@lemmy.world
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    Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.

  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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    Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      Real Jake Jortles energy

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I think Jarnathan would really appreciate this story.

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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      8 months ago

      Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.

      Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.

  • DarkThoughts@fedia.io
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    Tragedeigh. Blessica would be made fun of regardless of the last name. Name her Jessica and use Blessica as a cutesy moniker if you have to, but those idiotic names are just a recipe for disaster and should be considered child abuse.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      Blessica is a real name used in the Phillipines. Expand your cultural horizons a little bit, dude.

      • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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        Yeah and Ernest is a name in North America but that doesn’t mean it’s not a stupid fucking name.

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          oh, so you’re just racist

          • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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            Lol okay you tell yourself whatever pants shittingly stupid thing you want to make yourself feel better bud.

            • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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              I’m not the one making fun of a name just because it’s from a different culture. Seems pretty racist to me.

              • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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                Well that’s pretty fuckin stupid of ya bud. Good luck with your future. That’s gonna be hard to deal with.

      • DarkThoughts@fedia.io
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        🤡

      • glimse@lemmy.world
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        Neveah is a real name used in the US. And it’s dumb as hell.

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        For a second, I was grateful for the interesting, useful information in the first sentence. Your second sentence is unnecessarily condescending and obnoxious, though.

  • ieightpi@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Blessed 🙏 /s

  • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    My last name is Schmimpson and my daughter Schmessica has never complained.

  • JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee
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    Sounds like from the book “Letters from a Nut”. Great and funny read!

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    Make her middle name Allison or Aimie or Anna.

    That way she can either go by her middle name, or her acronym:

    Bab(s).

    … Until she either rewrites ‘Boy Named Sue’ or legally changes her name.

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    This is why you have conversations about the weird shit you want to do before you get married.

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    8 months ago

    Blimpson isn’t actually anyone’s name though, right?

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