Not pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw
Not pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw
Dad?
“You don’t need glasses/braces/a new toothbrush (!?), you’re just being dramatic!”
I was curious, thought it couldn’t possibly be that, so I torrented it.
Yeah, only watched a total of about 5 minutes over the many many skips… null/10 Would not recommend
The plot summary for A Serbian Film
My aunt (worst human I’ve ever met) thinks the red dye thing is true too… Where do these people get their shit from!?
Ah the pre every-device-you-own-has-Wi-Fi Internet.
You had to work to be online, and for me, it was timed (my parents installed Cyber Patrol, but didn’t change the disable-for-an-hour password). You got on, got what you needed, like the Ghostbusters theme midi, and you got the hell off.
The plus/minus side of Lemmy is that it’s easy to reach the “end”, when you start seeing things from the last time you browse. So you get off your phone, and waste a few hours on Factorio.
Every damn time i go to a fandom page, I have to wait a few seconds for the content to quit dancing around as it loads in whatever fandom garbage loads. We have height and width attributes for a reason!
I lived in an apartment building in Austin where people would throw half-smoked joints into the trash compactor. First two, maybe three times, i would head out to the fire line in my pajamas, with a shivering Chihuahua in tow. After the fourth alarm, I just stood out on the balcony, due to the eyeball quivering alarm, and wait until i smelled actual smoke.
Bonus, there was a Koi pond under my balcony, so evacuation was a well timed jump away.
Fuck you of you dispose of anything alight into a community trash receptacle…
O’Brian never got a damn break :/
When my ex and i would watch Star Trek Enterprise, I would start screaming like Homer Simpson having night terrors whenever the theme song would start.
He’d be laughing so hard, he could barely get to the remote to skip the intro, all the while I was fake screaming basically in his face.
And it looks off-center too…
Yeah American Dad is all over the place because of this.
Facebook took a fatal blow for me the day they removed the .edu email requirement.
It completely died when my sex-pest cousin tried to friend me, from prison…
Don’t use WordPress for static sites! Other poster mentioned straight up html, js, css with PHP if you’re feeling frisky. WordPress is so bloated and unnecessary for what you’re wanting to do.
I usually get the low/no sodium options so that I can use my salt shaker. I don’t know if it’s the iodine, but pre salted foods are always bland to me and i end up adding a ton of extra salt anyway.
Can’t speak to cheap boxes, so usb might be the way, but I use a Zimaboard. Two built in SATA ports, and a pci-e daughter card gives me two more ports. Full disclosure, i don’t do anything more than 1080p, bad eyesight…
I had to move back in with my parents in my late 20s, when the 2012 recession hit. I told people I was saving up for a down-payment, which is partially true. Other half of that was, it just wasn’t possible for me to get a house and I was tired of apartment living.
If you’re embarrassed, you can tell people you’re “taking care” of your dad, so he lives with you.
Don’t bother comparing yourself to the older generations. They’ve spent years pulling up the ladder behind them, so it’s just not the same cheap, prosperous world that it used to be. Single income homes just don’t exist anymore, and most people your age will recognize that.
Edit: Fixed autocorrect
Throw some hard drives on it and baby, you got a stew home media server goin!
Yes, same way i say i need a “Kleenex” to open the door to the “Porta potty” so i don’t have to shit in the “dumpster”.