I was working at this small tech company in the mid 00’s, and the office clown was lightly hazing the new guy by reading sexually explicit facts out loud:

C: Hey, did you know that the first DVDA was attempted in City Name, State on Month Day, Year!?

Me, as Morbo the news monster from Futurama: There were no survivors…

Edit: It was the word “attempted” that did me in. If it had said “performed” or “achieved”, my mind wouldn’t have gone there ;)

I remember sitting there thinking “holy crap! I’m going to see a Star Wars in the theatre”!¡!

Third oldest Cousin from my second oldest aunt: Sexual assault of a minor

Technically rape, as she was too young to consent, and he was way to old to not know better.

I used to joke that if you named a crime, I could name a family member.

They’d probably start recommending criminal defense attorneys.

It’s a game you I never win, I just do a little better each time…

Over two thousand hours in ONI, so I feel ya…

I can, until i realize that I’m doing it, then it just all goes to shit and i have to switch back to hunt and peck.

I can ten-key like a mother fucker though, used to work at a bank doing data entry…

Biggest problem with this is the inverse square law.

Notice: The numbers from the example are pulled out of my ass, but the concept is there.

Basically, if you double the distance (x2) from source and receiver, available power will be 25% (x0.25). If you triple the original distance (x3) then available power will be 10% (x0.10) (Not the real math, but it’s along the line)

If you can pump out enough EM to cover all areas you’ll need, but not so much that it’ll fry devices closer to the source, I don’t see why you couldn’t get this to work in theory. I just wouldn’t want to pay the power bill required to overcome the EM field drop-off.

Moooulllttteeee Paaassss_ssss

The Fifth Element

Might as well make it year round. Hell, vanilla was considered the fanciest of fancy rare spices, and now it’s in everything.

Biggest problem i have with “seasonal” food, is the absolutely infuriating amount of food wasted just because the box/product needs to be swapped for the version that has hearts and bunnies on it.

In Texas, we spent a semester (half the school year) learning Texas history, and the other half the year learning World History. This was during the start of “No Child Left Behind”, so it was basically “memorize the answers to the test”, instead of “actually learn the material”…

It’s a perfectly cromulent assumption…

This reads like a little kid/middle schooler that discovered the thesaurus function…

Last time there was a tornader in Garland, lightning flashed and lit up the jade-green sky. My mother and brother stopped talking instantly, and we gathered the dogs in the Harry Potter room under the stairs.

'Nader didn’t hit us, but it was still a shock to see the sky a color I’ve only seen in jewelry, or the random Pantone®© sample.

Macaroni and tuna, but you have to use the liquid cheese kind, not the powdered abortion.

Cool ranch Doritos and sour cream, saw this mentioned before and had to try it. Worth every penny.

Lol, i should have said comment history, but yeah, knitting helps keep the demons at bay…

CPS has always been fucking useless in my opinion. Cigarette burn on my hand as a kid, but there was “insufficient evidence for removal”. Check out my post history to see what kind of person that decision led to…

I remember the driver being female, and i want to say it was her mother in the passenger seat that was hit. Yeah, i stopped using digg or whatever it was for a while after that…

Way more kids will die if these people ban all vaccines. See the measles outbreak this post is about.

This goes way beyond “people i don’t like”. These people are stupid, evil or both. People who want me executed because I like Dick. People who want to ban vaccines, so other people’s kids will suffer. People who want me in a work camp because I need antidepressants to function. People who are raising those kids to believe the same stupid, evil shit that they’ve bought into, belief that others should suffer, because reasons.