I’m going to have to amplify Clownsinspace2’s suggestion of libreoffice.

It is free and open source. It will output files in any way you want including MS readable formats.

I love him so much but I totally understand if people say he has car salesman energy, etc.

I’m here bc someone else loved For All Mankind.

I havent watched any new apple content lately because I hate the apps. I’m going to watch it a different way which is somehow less tedious but more economically feasible.

And idk what flibbar is but it looks sketchy af.

Why does this seem really off?

I remember trying to do it without tips when I used to do transcontinental flights. I got so close.

Later, I thought it would be a good fidget toy. So, I found a tutorial online and just memorized the steps. Meow I just do it whenever I feel anxious, especially in public.

She seems fun.

Nice try, cop.

Where was he the last 45 years? Making this happen.

Will he be at these protests?

No idea WTF is happening on ich iel half the time but it seems hilarious.

Well, the devil went down to Ronnie’s he was looking for a soul to steal…

That’s probably it! My service provider is a huge dick and doesn’t allow me to do a lot of that. Well, at least not until I pay them more and I pay them too much already.

I try so hard. I leave things up for ages. It seems like once I’ve DLed something, no one else wants it.

^This. Also, many other complex details. Imagine Colorado seceding. It is surrounded by American states, has federal land inside it, interstate highways maintained (at least partially) by federal, etc. It’s a logistical nightmare. Seceding for the right reasons sounds cool af though. I’d love to be in a place that wasn’t ruled by two political parties that only exist to take from its citizens and give to corporations. My state would fucking die on its own, though. Especially so, now that has turned solidly red.

I was going to say I live in a “50 year flood plain” and I’ve seen 3 floods in the last 16 years.

At getting away with rape.

This truly is a prison planet.

For extra goofs, get the timing wrong.

Is this a new thing that’s going to happen? People with bad takes are going to complain then threaten to go make their own lemmy with hookers and blackjack but way less cool?

Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.