Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…
Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.
Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.
Real Jake Jortles energy
I think Jarnathan would really appreciate this story.
Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.
Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.
Tragedeigh. Blessica would be made fun of regardless of the last name. Name her Jessica and use Blessica as a cutesy moniker if you have to, but those idiotic names are just a recipe for disaster and should be considered child abuse.
Blessica is a real name used in the Phillipines. Expand your cultural horizons a little bit, dude.
Yeah and Ernest is a name in North America but that doesn’t mean it’s not a stupid fucking name.
oh, so you’re just racist
Lol okay you tell yourself whatever pants shittingly stupid thing you want to make yourself feel better bud.
I’m not the one making fun of a name just because it’s from a different culture. Seems pretty racist to me.
Well that’s pretty fuckin stupid of ya bud. Good luck with your future. That’s gonna be hard to deal with.
Neveah is a real name used in the US. And it’s dumb as hell.
For a second, I was grateful for the interesting, useful information in the first sentence. Your second sentence is unnecessarily condescending and obnoxious, though.
Blessed 🙏 /s
My last name is Schmimpson and my daughter Schmessica has never complained.
Sounds like from the book “Letters from a Nut”. Great and funny read!
Make her middle name Allison or Aimie or Anna.
That way she can either go by her middle name, or her acronym:
Bab(s).
… Until she either rewrites ‘Boy Named Sue’ or legally changes her name.
This is why you have conversations about the weird shit you want to do before you get married.
Blimpson isn’t actually anyone’s name though, right?
