I hope all American Oligarchs watch every window victim with wide eyes. This is the future you are funding with Trump.
No no no. It will never happen to me. I am one of the smart oligarchs/good immigrants. He will just murder/deport the others.
Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™
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It’s barely even funny at this point.
Although I’d quibble about Newsweek defining this guy as an oligarch. He was vice president at a company that was disbanded due the company president’s opposition to Putin. It’s very possible this guy is just a former executive that refused to bend or hand over some dirt or something. It doesn’t appear he fits the definition of oligarch at all.
Unless we’re just using the word to refer to all Russians above peasant.
Russian man promoted to oligarch after falling from window to his death
This has to be an onion headline at this point, no?
An office with a view to die for
It’s the wholesale murder of political enemies to consolidate power by an autocrat.
I don’t think it was ever “funny”.
They really need more durable windows over there.
No! More soft ground.
Or softer oligarchs, they don’t seem bouncy enough.
Hm… Putting them in those bouble balls would be good
This is why you shouldn’t use windows. Switch to Linux.
Man beaten to death by penguins will be the next title.
Pacemaker driver had a critical bug.
Future generations of Russians will gain immunity to fall damage once they weed out the ones still complying with the law of gravity.
Fell right into 20 bullets… Wow what a unfortunate accident.
Old tricks are the best tricks.
I hope elon has a lovely view.
Phillip J. Fry is getting very very tired of questioning his state of shock…
