It worx for me

It can be tiring, what with the constant coming and going of souls next door, but it’s worth being the neighbor of the beast.

Can’t get rid of it if I tried

No chance I’m getting a username this simple on most platforms

I’ve been using mine since 2011, and I will continue using it for many years. I have an alternate one that I use in some cases (things that need a little more professionalism attached), but for everything else, I will forever be LordPassionFruit.

I also have never tasted passion fruit.

I use a different username on every website and on social media I change it fairly regularly.

…vile conservative cockroaches… Sorry, what was the question?

This has been my handle for so long I honestly don’t think I’m creative enough to make another one.

Sure, it reminds me of a very sarcastic raccoon.

I was standing very far back when the gravitas was being handed out :(

Pfff no it’s so picky and dry

Don’t know if you’ll see a lot of “no” replies, because I imagine if you’re not happy with your username, you would’ve already done something by now like a new account.

I chose my username when I was a teenager and just kept with it since. The original meaning was that I’m a nerd, with both good and bad traits. It was also chosen with aspirations of being a YouTuber in mind and having something unique.

That being said, as I’ve matured I like to think that while I am a computer nerd, there’s more to me than that single trait, so it may change in the future.

I like to hoot and holler

Gotta mix up names on different services to avoid being identified maliciously

Yes, it’s the title of my all time favourite book. I don’t use it anywhere else.

Of course. Derek is now both a singular point in space, and yet, Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same.