Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?message-squaremessage-square223fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down14
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square223fedilink
minus-squaretheherk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoThey really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThey weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
minus-squareespentan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThose sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAnd it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
minus-squareKISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI had a complex fracture in the elbow twice, 34 and 30 years ago. There’s no pain, no loss of function, and it didn’t get worse in all that time. Nothing I can really do but hope it will stay like that for the next 30.
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoDamn. I hope so too then. I guess there are loose pieces still in there?
That doesn’t sound healthy
They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
I had a complex fracture in the elbow twice, 34 and 30 years ago. There’s no pain, no loss of function, and it didn’t get worse in all that time.
Nothing I can really do but hope it will stay like that for the next 30.
Damn. I hope so too then. I guess there are loose pieces still in there?
truly