Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agoWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?message-squaremessage-square224fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down14
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square224fedilink
minus-squaretheherk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoThey really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoThey weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
minus-squareespentan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoThose sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoAnd it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.