Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?message-squaremessage-square223fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down14
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square223fedilink
minus-squaretheherk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoThey really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThey weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
minus-squareespentan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThose sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAnd it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.