The fear in his eyes becomes palpable as he blames the Democrats for his heart attack with his dying breath, slumping unceremoniously into his Big Mac.
I see trump as more of a toilet death. I see him slumped against the sink, with people crying and tweeting, but no one thinking to move him for dignity, too busy filming their blackmail videos against his legacy.
It’d end up spinning out of control with magical thinking.
Two weeks later you’d hear people babbling about how he actually faked his own death so he could control things behind the scenes, and also he was actually assassinated by the deepstate™
Damn. Honestly? No. Even if he died tomorrow of natural causes, or something seemingly obvious or straightforward, you know that story would be spun a dozen different ways and he would come out as a martyr/savior/god king or whatever in each one.
Maybe the only way to deal with it would be to sort circuit things like if he was shot on live tv by musk after a conversation where musk calls trump musk and vis versa
I’m not sure I would believe it, on the news articles alone. “Trump incinerated by Biden on capital steps” or " McDonald’s smashes trump’s throat" are titles I would expect on any old Tuesday
Man some of those weirdos and fox news will argue that trump is actually in great health so natural causes won’t change anything, as for conspiring you can bend something like of they can go after him they can go after anyone to almost any cause
It’s ok, I’ve been rooting for Trump’s sudden death from an artery clog and that’s far more likely.
The fear in his eyes becomes palpable as he blames the Democrats for his heart attack with his dying breath, slumping unceremoniously into his Big Mac.
I see trump as more of a toilet death. I see him slumped against the sink, with people crying and tweeting, but no one thinking to move him for dignity, too busy filming their blackmail videos against his legacy.
Worst part is they would still make a martyr out of him in between trying and failing to boycott McDonalds.
It’d end up spinning out of control with magical thinking.
Two weeks later you’d hear people babbling about how he actually faked his own death so he could control things behind the scenes, and also he was actually assassinated by the deepstate™
Stop, I can only get so hard!
Is there any way he could die that won’t end up as a conspiracy?
Damn. Honestly? No. Even if he died tomorrow of natural causes, or something seemingly obvious or straightforward, you know that story would be spun a dozen different ways and he would come out as a martyr/savior/god king or whatever in each one.
Maybe the only way to deal with it would be to sort circuit things like if he was shot on live tv by musk after a conversation where musk calls trump musk and vis versa
BRAIN-WASHED MUSK GUNS DOWN MIND-CONTROLLED TRUMP DUE TO CHANGES IN DNA FROM COVID VAXX THEY WERE FORCED TO RECEIVE
I’m not sure I would believe it, on the news articles alone. “Trump incinerated by Biden on capital steps” or " McDonald’s smashes trump’s throat" are titles I would expect on any old Tuesday
Most ways. I doubt anyone is conspiring to give him a heart attack, stroke, cancer, etc.
They will definitely form deep state conspiracies around each of those causes.
What will they be conspiring to do?
Man some of those weirdos and fox news will argue that trump is actually in great health so natural causes won’t change anything, as for conspiring you can bend something like of they can go after him they can go after anyone to almost any cause
I’m hoping for a stoke just bad enough he can’t talk but he does live. It would be hell for him until he does go.
“ding” “DING DING DING DING” ~Donald Salamanca
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Great. You’ve managed to conjure up the imagery of him inventing TSL, or Trump Sign Language.
Time to go look for some cat videos.
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Can we clog it with an artillery shell?
Do you… have artillery shells lying around?
Of course not. No. <.<
Shucks. Alright, we’ll find a guy!