• DarkGamer@kbin.social
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    5 months ago

    The fear in his eyes becomes palpable as he blames the Democrats for his heart attack with his dying breath, slumping unceremoniously into his Big Mac.

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      5 months ago

      I see trump as more of a toilet death. I see him slumped against the sink, with people crying and tweeting, but no one thinking to move him for dignity, too busy filming their blackmail videos against his legacy.

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      5 months ago

      Worst part is they would still make a martyr out of him in between trying and failing to boycott McDonalds.

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        It’d end up spinning out of control with magical thinking.

        Two weeks later you’d hear people babbling about how he actually faked his own death so he could control things behind the scenes, and also he was actually assassinated by the deepstate