“ding” “DING DING DING DING” ~Donald Salamanca
“ding” “DING DING DING DING” ~Donald Salamanca
If a pack of cigarettes is opened in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make that rhythmic slapping sound as they get tamped down?
If your aunt’s abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom’s boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad’s shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit
Though that wouldn’t explain the other odd things mentioned like the thousands of companies listing their address as the Egyptian pyramids, 1 guy holding thousands of roles at thousands of companies, companies listing only 1 employee that have billions in revenue, etc
The article was pretty vague but there’s one quote where they say the passenger was in a “state of crisis,” so I’d guess something like a panic attack or other medical issue
They were referencing the classic meme that “there are no women on the internet”
I was just trying to feed you some hay!
Hmm, what of rolls? Ciabatta, Kaiser rolls? Even croissants? By this definition it seems they’d be burgers, since rolls are cut in half. But then my roast beef sandwich is a lying, cold, sad burger