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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Bro, size doesn't matter here

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Bro, size doesn't matter here

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    It was a big signature, but wasn’t actually this big.

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      john hancock's john hancock

      You can tell it’s shopped because of the pixels

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        The pixels are because this was written in 1776 and printers back then just weren’t that good

        • dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com
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          I’m furious

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            Send them an angry letter about it

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        Was gonna make fun of Stephen Hopkins’ signature, but apparently he had cerebral palsy.

        He said, “My hand trembles, but my heart does not.”

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          deleted by creator

        • Mango@lemmy.world
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          What are you doing Step Hawkins?

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        You can tell it’s shopped because of the pixels

        It was right there in front of us the whole time.

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    Benjamin Franklin: Uhh, I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Adams? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

    John Adams: Uhhh… yeah, gimme a sec… I’m coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.

    Benjamin Franklin: Uh…that’s a lot better than we usually do. Uhh, alright, you think we’re ready guys?

    John Hancock: [interrupting Franklin] Alright chums, I’m back! Let’s do this… JOHNNYYYYYYYYYY HANCOOOOOOOOOOCK [furiously scribbles signature]

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      Oh my God, he just signed it.

      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        At least i has’t mine own chicken.

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      Narration by Leroy Jenkins.

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    This was such a Chad move though. “I’m going to make sure the king knows exactly who I am with zero fucking doubt. No chance for me to weasel out of it pretending it might be confused for some other John. Come at me you royal bitch!”

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      Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s why he did it and why no one else got super mad about that.

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    And this is why signatures are named after him.

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      My John Hancock isn’t as big 😢

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        You’re just not using your wrist right.

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        Neither is my Johnson.

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    Okay, he’s signing last next time.

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      Proceeds to write over everyone else’s signature

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    It’s the best cursive J. I do mine like that on purpose.

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