Works from a Phoenix AZ IP (current vpn server until I swap after posting this.) Prob blocks foreign (to US) IPs.

for some reason “why are they in my goddamn house if they didn’t want to set off the grenade bouquet” isn’t a good defense. Especially if you “forget” to disable the tripwire before your mother in law’s visit.

*Man pointing at butterfly captioned “Is this Poe’s Law?”*

Tbf setting traps in your own house is illegal in much of the US, the gun is actually more likely to be legal in a deadly force encounter.

As dumb as that sounds, it’s (largely) because the traps are indiscriminate and would harm anyone triggering them regardless of the law, and for some reason “why are they in my goddamn house if they didn’t want to set off the grenade bouquet” isn’t a good defense. Especially if you “forget” to disable the tripwire before your mother in law’s visit.

In some respects the art is in the act itself, in the rebellion, in defiance, in the declaration that “I was here.” Even something as simple as a tag scrawled on a wall that seems illegible to the uninitiated but actually contains complex letterforms like Philly’s wickets, or even the simplicity from the great Cornbread himself.

In some ways Penis Man here is more of an artist IMO than anyone who only paints legally, even Sofles level murals.

And he went back over the buff too, props to Penis Man.

Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.

I regularly still think about him and Stinky Diver.

Not saying it’s the case. But the amount of tourists making posts in the subreddit asking for sites to go sightseeing in my country is astronomical. It gets old fast.

Then pin a post at the top “things to do, see, and hear in X country” and bam, problem solved?

Sometimes. Some servers will “rule 1” you and rule one basically amounts to “don’t say things I don’t like.”

And then sometimes you say the Tiflis bank robbery was bad because they blew up innocent people on the street with grenades, and then a guy responds that “it was pretty cool actually,” and then you get banned for saying “well I hope something cool happens to you then” in an attempt to get them to empathize with the victims by putting themselves as the victim instead if the “pretty cool” robbers, despite being the one who in practice is against the murder of innocents, and then you can’t tell if you were banned because the mod couldn’t process the context of the thread or because they were a tankie who agrees murdering innocents is, in fact, pretty cool. I mean, sure I was being rude becauase I’m not usually nice when people say murdering innocents in the process of a bank robbery is “pretty cool,” so, 50/50, but it’s still silly.

And then sometimes you get banned because one person on your server has an argument with one mod on another and the second mod decides to ban your whole instance as a result because he’s totally not butthurt.

It’s a little more transparent, but this place can be just as silly as reddit.

Man I miss CD drives.

(The joke was: you mean “bait and switch.” “Bate” is short for “masturbate.”)

bate and switch

Is that when you use your left hand?

but how many of today’s middle-aged people grew up listening to radio shows

THE Shadow knows! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Am middle aged too, grew up on nerdy old shit. Don’t forget to stock up on Blue Anthracite coal and Chesterfields!

Tbh, while I could start drinking more again just to meet people, bars are expensive these days. I can’t afford friends nor dates. Unless maybe I only eat ramen forever.

Finding someone romantic/friends is difficult when you haven’t fully AA quit drinking, but you’re also disillusioned with hammered bar culture and driving drunk and don’t want to do that anymore, and also would rather spend your money on not $10 Evan Williams and gingers all night when they don’t even have the good Evan which only costs like $30 for a giant bottle.

Hmmm…

I half trust you then I guess but you’re still a spy!

I’m the opposite, I only trust you if you say reesees peesees. The other way you’re either a spy or a terminator awaiting activation.

I also don’t trust people who don’t pee in the shower, but that’s just because they’re lying.

Unfortunately I can’t convince this to load, but Emo rules.

My psychiatrist gave me a chocolate Easter bunny and I ate the bunny, but then I thought, "hey, this isn't Easter". "Is this a test?"

And he said, "Yes."

"And what does it mean?"

He said, "Had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal. Had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex. Had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies and had you eaten the breasts first you would have had a latent Oedipal complex."

"Well...go on, what does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream 'STOP STARING AT ME!!!?'"

He said, "It means you have a tendency towards self-destruction."

I said, "Well, what do you recommend?"

He said, "Go for it!"

Just fucking install linux jfc

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Ah yes, a guy who doesn’t have fun questions is “second worst.” We can assume murderers are “the worst,” so the list so far is:

Worst - Murderer
Second worst - Boring questioner
Third worst - Probably rapist I guess
Fourth worst - Domestic Violencer?
Fifth worst - Disney adult
Yadda yadda yadda
Second best - Pedro Pascal
Best - Me

Honestly, I wish. The car hacking community is almost nonexistent, and doing it voids your warranty. I’m just hoping it picks up as warranties expire due to time/milage.