I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her.

So how do you stop a crush from developing further? Because this is a well from which only disappointment may be drawn.

Edit: I am single btw.

  • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 months ago

    Yeah, instead you should whip your magnum dong out and tell her to get to work. Be a man! Whip your dick out! Bitches love dick.

    edit: /s for those it wasn’t painfully obvious to that I was mocking them.

    • Blue@lemmy.world
      12·
      10 months ago

      You have a smooth brain, don’t go exposing yourself to people. see? All this advice is garbage.