If someone won $500,000,000 in the lottery, what would be the most effective way to spend it to change the political situation in America?
Edit: Asking for a friend. Also; as much as I appreciate the violent suggestions, I’m thinking more positively focused.
My first move is to think about safety and longevity. I’m going to need a private island as a base of operations. Caution also dictates having a few backup homes, so my enemies never really know where I am. Beyond that, I need to spread my message, so I’m going to need a private plane. Something modest and a few years old is fine. This is a charitable effort. It isn’t about me. And in the name of charity and effectiveness, let’s go ahead and add a boat on there, too. Now, to really clear our heads before we get going and make sure we’re enacting the right policies, we’re going to want to bring in some girls…