I despise jokes about how much a person hates the opposite gender and their spouse specifically.
It’s not a good self-deprecating joke, it’s just sad. Get a divorce or break up already. You don’t have to be trapped in a miserable relationship. And if you hate the opposite gender so much, consider whether you might be queer.
What is something that is brown and sticky?
Answer
A stick
What’s green and sticky?
spoiler
A green stick
ok but if every noun can become an adjective simply by putting a “y” at the end of the word…
Q: How are you feeling today?
A: I’m feeling human-y, thanks for asking.
Q: How’s your phone?
A: It’s phoney.
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No, it takes at least 2. The second one is there to make sure that the person changing the light bulb doesn’t get an electrical shock and dies.
Your face. :)
Donald Trump
https://lemmy.world/post/8732312 I guess :(
Aww man, I wish I had time to type it out. One of my favorite jokes to tell is a really long garden path story about a man and a one-eyed halibut. It’s multiple minutes of setup and the punchline is just bad. It’s not even a pun. It’s the worst joke I know.
But I love telling it to people because it’s almost a practical joke by the time I reach the end.
Nobody laughs the first time. But everyone who’s heard it once, laughs when they see me inflict it on a new victim.
US politics?
