Not trying to brag here, but I’ve never been fired. I did come close though.

At Burger King, I had a habit of forgetting to take the grate out of the oil filtration system when I cleaned out the fryers. This lead to me throwing it away on two occasions. The third time I did it they were going to fire me. Luckily one of my co-workers jumped into the trash and dug around until she found it.

Also, the co-worker was my girlfriend of about a few months at the time. We are married now.