He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.
Oh yeah, he does that.
Isn’t that the most American statement ever. Belligerent assholes walking around with automatic rifles and tacticool pseudo military gear from Ebay? What a patriotic display! A bunch of people without clothes just biking around? The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet!
Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, “they’re very threatening!”
I know, right? Like even as a kid the idea that Robocop (with some dude melting and getting smashed into a flesh smoothy) was just as bad as seeing a woman’s boob was baffling. It still is as an adult.
They weren’t even without clothes, apparently. Just in a bit less.
Uh, I’d have gone with those planes crashing into the WTC, but sure.
Or the lunatics assaulting our capital to keep a wannabe dictator in power
Dicks out for democracy.
Tits out against tyranny.
Buttholes out against bastards.
The battle of the buttholes?
Sounds like a good time
Eh, I’m just gonna stay at home and fart around.
Butthole royale
The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.
Open carrying tits is way less common.
Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?
Did he not see Jan 6th 2021?
You mean that fake Jan 6 Antifa woke FBI mob that were unarmed and just peaceful tourists?
Unlike that nothing burger, where five people died…
This VIOLENT bike ride had DICKS out.
Right? I didn’t see cyclists smear shit all over the place before leaving.
What an impressively sheltered life he’s lived.
Well what do you expect when his son won’t let him watch porn?
How perfectly normal
Portland does this sort of thing every year. Clutch your pearls harder, you mushroom-fluffing fascist.
The only thing it threatened was your fragile sense of heterosexuality upon seeing all those chilly willies.
all those chilly willies
Yeah, I heard the weather was pretty bad this year. Ngl, though, I feel feel like my fragile sense of masculinity would be much more threatened by a bunch of massive flopping songs on a hot day, than it would be by a bunch of tiny chilly willies on a cold day.
…Hold up. Poor/middle class guys with small schlongs drive huge trucks and loud cars. Does this mean that rich guys with tiny tallywhackers go into politics?
Flopping songs. I can hear their sound now.
How DARE they
KIDNAP CHILDREN AT GUNPOINT AND TAKE THEM TO UNDISCLOSED LOCATIONS AWAY FROM THEIR PARENTS OR LAWYERS!RIDE BIKES NAKED!What a fucking gimp lol… This is best laugh I’ve had in at least the month. The things these pussies are afraid of. Fucking lol
A pussy that scared of cock must be as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.
He’s really thinking “All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all.”
“Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.”
/37
In a row??!?!!??!!
some of them seemed to be too large or long for him.
So, he considers unarmed, naked people “threatening”? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.
all those meatswords t he men are carrying could seriously harm him.
In his ego too, where it hurts the most.
“Most recently,” Johnson went on, “the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there. I mean, it’s getting really ugly.”
Though the people behind him appeared to stifle a smile, it does not seem that he was joking, because he went on to say that protesters have attacked officers and people have been arrested.
The phrase “the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there,” cannot logically be anything except a defense of Portland. There is no other logical interpretation. It logically means that Portland has nothing more threatening than peaceful naked bicyclers. They can’t even carry a concealed weapon.
But since Johnson is apparently disconnected from reality and basic logic, he can say something that defends Portland and pretend like it is a criticism of Portland. Is it even possible that he’s so delusional that he believes what he’s saying? No, I think it’s very unlikely.
Even though the article says “it does not seem that he was joking,” I still have trouble believing it. I have to convince myself that Mike Johnson wouldn’t publicly defend Portland as being safe in order to believe that he wasn’t joking.
But then, what am I left with? No human being over, say, 15, with reasonable intelligence, could think about that statement that Johnson said and believe he was telling the truth.
So, the explanation is that Mike Johnson is so used to getting away with lying that he’ll just say anything. And meanwhile, his audience are so used to not thinking that they don’t even call him on it.
I’m guessing he doesn’t know that New Orleans does this as well? In his home state? Nobody tell him.
I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.
