He said he would “cook for us” and presented this monstrosity. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again.
There are pros and cons to being on an instance that doesn’t have downvotes. Not being able to downvote this waste of a post is one of the cons.
Everyone who wants to down vote this post can symbolically upvote your comment. Let’s bring it.
😂
This is what this sounds like to me
“It’s so infuriating when someone I’m on a date with tries to make me food! It tastes disgusting and I don’t care if they thought about me and tried to make something special for it. It looks bad and it tastes bad. I don’t care if the intention of it was to be kind to me and try something nice for me. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again”
I believe they meant to say „my date cooks delicious food“
My date cocks delicious food.
Thanks :3
Nothing you are showing there looks all that bad. Thick noodles with sauce and veggies.
How did it taste and what went with it?
…went with it…? Nothing, it was spicy and tasted like fish 🐠
Did it taste bad?
You a fan of tuna?
Sure, but that doesn’t matter. The question is do you and did he know that prior to making you a red seafood sauce with pasta.
Posted within a minute of each other.
Someone’s making a joke.
It does look pretty gnarly, but maybe it tastes good? Looks like a lazy weekday dinner.
Yeah this reeks of sock puppets fresh off the foot.
Looks like he dodged a bullet.
*she
No, she is an ungrateful bitch.
“She” is a he
But you called your date a he in the post. You gotta keep your story straight
It’s completely made up, hard to keep track.
Whats the issue? They didn’t say they would cook WELL for you.
The issue is the recipient is an ungrateful bitch.
Just passing along: this post was apparently a joke, see: https://feddit.org/post/18963366
Oh thank goodness. I was low-key aggravated for a couple minutes.
The post alone makes me angrier than the cooking result, and that’s saying something.
It looks like student cuisine. Is it really so reprehensible that someone improvises with limited resources? To me, it shows a lot of potential because the good will is there.
People have different skill sets and levels. So, instead of looking down on it, maybe next time you should cook with him instead of arrogantly posting a photo for praise from people who, unlike this person, have no influence on your life?
Pro tip: Cooking together is a fantastic date.
We did… but I had to eat 90%…
You did… What? Make me angrier? Good job! Stop interrupting an old man who’s yelling at clouds!
(… and start appreciating, for fuck’s sake. I know what it looks like.)
Im confused…
I’m sorry. I’m pulling your chain, it’s all good. It’s supposed to be a joke on myself. I tried to give well-intentioned advice and tried to play it up by “doubling down”.
Edit: Damnit, I’m making it worse! Your joke was fine! I couldn’t handle it well! There! Gawd!
Yum 😋
If you think he cooks badly maybe try cooking together to show him how to cook. I taught one of my ex girlfriends to cook like that. She loved it.
Is your date also a lemmy user. As there was another one asking if that particular dish was good for a date.
I’m thinking your using 2 accounts.
*You’re
Like you get to correct grammar.
Dude 😢 what did I ever do to you man
It’s not what you did to me. It’s your behaviour.
??? i get it… You’re ragebaiting 😂
Edit: I can be very slow sometimes
No, I’m pushing back against someone who is using two accounts while one of them is using shaming to get likes.
This would be abusive if the accounts were actually 2 different people.
Honestly if you handled this situation actually like this, you need to look inwards.
You are either trolling, or an ass who deserves to be called out.
“abusive” jesus christ 😂
“likes” we are on the fediverse, mate
They keep their olive oil and spices next to the stove. Pass. Maybe they could learn though.
Why is the avocado pit there? How does it feature in this dish?
What is the big deal with keeping oil and spices near the range?
Heat degrades them quickly. Olive oil will go rancid and spices lose their flavor
You are worrying about nothing.
How so?
The oil will only go rancid if you don’t use it fast enough and same with the spices loosing flavor.
Being near that range is not going to alter that timeframe in any significant way.
Define ‘fast enough’
Olive oil generally lasts about a year, give or take depending on heat and sunlight. Subject to high heat that time can be cut in half.
By all means do why you wish though
Who isn’t using a bottle of olive oil within 6 months?
What exactly is it? At far off glance it look like spaghetti, but there looks to be corn in it.
Corn, ketchup, and kidney beans?!
Corn and tune
What the fuck!! How long you two been dating? That crazy that they thought that was a worthy meal for a date.
I am no amazing chef but I can cook the hell out of some foods. That will impress on a date.
That meal is just sad. Sorry OP that you had to even look at that. What you say when they presented that meal? Did you actually eat it?
Not OP - just pointing out more…curiosities…I found in the pan. Also, I think it’s bucatini and maybe some sort of cheese sauce 🥴
Are you hating on me or OP?
Are you actually different people?
What? NO, this looks delicious. You should definitely go on more dates!
I see what you did there.
YOURE A FUCKING TWEAKER!
You ungrateful, uncultured, waste of oxygen.
You are either sockpuppting for interaction or should stay single and offline until therapy works.
waste of oxygen
Just a biiit too far buddy, Jesus. 😕
Nah mate. Don’t pull shit like OP had.
Dude 😢
I’ve been over this thread and nowhere have you acted as if you actually tasted it, said something nice about the effort or what was specifically wrong with the dish other than tuna. Which you can buy real good cuts of that fish and if prepared right is incredible.
Dude 😢
Don’t call someone a tweaker on your food shaming post and you’ll get treated better.
Just look at this guy’s account, @[email protected] obvious troll.
Edit: dude 😢
Corfatgetti.
Teach him.
My cooking is worse, we are frequently trying
Then don’t shame them.
That looks so good