I was almost fired when I worked as a parking lot attendant.

How the process worked is, the lot served a community college and there was only one way in the parking lot. It was a flat rate, so the customer would pay the 2 bucks (or whatever it was) I would hand them a sequentially numbered ticket that they would put on their dash and they would park.

At the end of the shift I would fill out a deposit slip that had a entry for what ticket number I started with and what ticket number I ended with and I put all the cash and that slip in a plastic bag that would seal up and I would deposit it in the bank. Typically the daily deposit amount would be around 350 bucks.

Well one day the boss calls me and says that they can’t find a deposit and I have to come in and explain why. I went in and told them that I made the deposit at the end of yesterday’s shift.

I get suspended.

About a week later the boss calls me and says the bank found the deposit and my suspension is over. I had already found another job so I just told him that I am resigning.

What to know the really fucking up part? Every now and then a driver would give me back the ticket as they left the parking lot. I would just throw it in the trash. Well one day a driver handed me his ticket as he was leaving, and another driver was coming in so, I just reused the ticket.

You see what is coming, don’t you? I started making a point of reusing tickets and keeping the two bucks. I would STEAL the money. I would steal odd amounts, 16 bucks one day, 22 bucks the next day.

I figure I must have stolen at least 1000 bucks from that place when it was all said and done.

and some of the dumbest, most entitled Jesus-humping maga fucks in the country.’

HAHAHA!!!

hell I always thought the chain was called Doner Kebob.

The were sold out of these little yellow kiosks around Bad Kreuznach , if that helps.

Ohhhh. The Korean vodka

A 6 pound necklace…

Understood. I am on the other end of the spectrum in that I have to force myself not to eat,

We all have our crosses to bear.

Ahh Doner Kebab. That chain needs to make it to the states. When I was stationed in Germany I lived off that stuff…… and crystal weizen.

No it is not.

Maryland Style Steamed Crabs pair really well with beer.

Steak pairs really well with Whiskey.

Italian style Pasta Dishes pair really well with red wine.

Bacon and Eggs pair really well with Mimosa or Bloody Maries.

I think the only food that doesn’t pair well with alcohol is run of the mill chinese food.

Nice!!

My neighborhood has them. There are adult versions now, they are just called food trucks.

This must only apply too the fourteen countries and Providence’s that make up the empire.

I am using a web browser too access Youtube and I don’t have to log in to access videos.

I wouldn’t do tape. If you don’t want a cloud option, why not use use a thumb drive?

If you are willing to do tape, you can store a thumb drive into same way.

I really wouldn’t give a shit.

My biological parents were both worthless parents.

The guy who raised me wasn’t my biological father.

I adopted my son.

The only “issue” with not knowing your biological parents is the lack of family medical history, but that really is not big deal.

Oh man… Just because I am in IT, that doesn’t mean I can get that app to work on your phone or figure out why you can’t get your alarm clock to work…

One of best moves I made was joining the US Army. The Army paid off my student loans and I got to live in Germany.

I do wish I had spent more time learning about the different MOS. That is the job you have in the Army.

I should have been an 88K. That is a watercraft operator. That way I could have the loan repayment and been a sailor.

I really wanted to join the Navy , but that branch did not repay student loans.