Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US’s 250th independence celebrations.
In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.
Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?
Would hit harder if he couldn’t do more than almost anyone else to get them released
Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?
Kid Rock will be there to sing Fortunate Son
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please don’t give them any ideas
well duh
There are only whites in fighting sports? The fuck you smoking
I think you misunderstand the sentiment of white trash. Nowhere did they say there only whites in fighting sports.
I have seen all folks and cultures holding trashy illegal fighting tournaments I don’t understand
To my undertstanding it invokes a particular steriotype of a bunch of white people living trashily in a trailer park, usually while thinking they’re better than everyone else.
context clues suggest this particular instance is specifically catered to the white trash constituency
A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.
Yes, but also cheat by poisoning his gladiator slave opponent before the match.
But then still get his ass handed tom him cause he ssssssuuuuccccckkkkksssss!
The nonfiction version of “Idiocracy” brought to you LIVE! Stay tuned for the collapse.
As always, I must point out that president Camacho actually cared about Americans and when presented with a problem he was too stupid to solve he sought out the advice of smarter people to make use of in solving it.
President Camacho was a way better president than Trump.
Then let me point out that Camacho was the president at the end of the idiocracy period.
When people point to trump and idiocracy they mean he’s the start of it.
‘end of idiocracy period’
I’m sorry, when did it end?
At the end of the movie, when the smartest guy in the US is an advisor of president Camacho and water is used for the crops again
And they show that he will get outpopulated in a couple of generations, going back to where they were.
It’s a pause, not an end.
It wasn’t supposed to be a pre-future documentary, people!
Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president
God, he would be so preferable at this point.
Biff Tannon everybody.
This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.
At least Biff Tannen can conceive of a plan and carry it through.
Without help from his father.
Tannen can read an almanac. I don’t think that Trump could manage that.
I think he’s functionally illiterate. I’ve never seen him read for more than a few seconds.
Please don’t impugn illiteracy. Being able to read is entirely uncorrelated with being a good person.
[About 21% if Americans are functionally illiterate] (https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp), and most have perfectly good reasons, including learning disabilities, poverty, lack of decent education, and domestic abuse.
Strawman.
It is so tasteless and yet so fitting. We will have an abundance of great imagery for the history books.
What the fuck
This is the bad place
WhatAmLemmy figured it out? This is a new low.
Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?
This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.
What better celebration is there for Trump’s America than locking people in cages?
President Camacho approves.
I do not.
President Camacho
That’s insulting to Camacho, I’d take him over Trump any day.
President Camacho was a fine leader in that he was willing to course correct when presented with actual evidence and actually tried to help his country by hiring an expert.
Yup, he realized there was a problem, got someone smarter than him to fix it and listened to his advice (for the most part); he didn’t just rule by his gut, attack intellectuals and pretend that there’s no problem like Trump does.
Gotta love being in the ‘The president from idiocracy is more qualified than many world leaders’ timeline.
I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.
the UFC fight {…} will involve fighter weigh-ins at the Lincoln Memorial
What next? Mandingo fights on MLK’s grave?
Lincoln was a high-level wrestler. He probably wouldn’t mind.
