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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Trump denies he’s dead

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Trump denies he’s dead

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • dhork@lemmy.world
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    he says he's not dead yet

    • AlexLost@lemmy.world
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      You’re not fooling anyone you know!

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I can’t take him like that, it’s against regulations

        • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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          Look, isn’t there something you can do?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I feel happy!

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know, but I liked it anyway

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    That’s exactly what a dead president would say.

  • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    And why should I believe a liar like him?

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    1000001771

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    Look at his gross dead pig eyes and tell me that isn’t dead…

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    we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth

    • GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org
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      It could be a deepfake. A whole new class of conspiracy theory is now actually plausible.

      I mean, I fully expect an administration as corrupt and dishonest as this one to spend the minimal time and money required to do such a thing for as long as they can get away with it.

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    I don’t believe him.

  • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
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    Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”

    Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health

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      I wonder if there’s any republicans who can be swayed with “hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?”

      I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e

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    On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he’s never been know to tell the truth before.

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    Yeah, but he lies all the time… Can we trust him on this?

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    are we sure he isn’t being weekend at bernie’s’d?

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      Yeah, the time he was away could have been for installing the animatronics.

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    given his lies track record, that must mean he’s definitely dead

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    Damn! So close.

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      I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.

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    Guys I’m fine, all natural face today :)

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      Looks like biden to me

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