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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White says

www.independent.co.uk

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White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White says

www.independent.co.uk

fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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‘All I care about is the Octagon on the lawn and the fight happening with the backdrop being the White House and the Washington Monument,’ UFC CEO says
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  • SaltSong@startrek.website
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    Very nice.

    How about those Epstein files?

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      This should be something to help take his mind off those for awhile.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    10 years back this would’ve been a sketch on SNL.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      you mean just before the trump run for presidency?

  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
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    Can we buy advertising space on the canvas?

    How much would it cost to have Release the Epstein Files all over the octagon?

  • favoredponcho@lemmy.zip
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    America is stupid

    • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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      Actual idiocracy with a mental illness epidemic.

      • huppakee@feddit.nl
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        Don’t forget all the fascism.

    • kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Try living here. It’s like being trapped in a trashy micro-budget reality TV show about a demented pedophile turning the entire country into the most embarrassing laughingstock on the planet and the smoothed-brained dipshits who love him for it.

    • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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      Yup.

      A nation of dimwits and losers.

      And we’re going to find out what happens to stupid countries over the next few years.

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    Is it going to be a death match between Trump and Biden? I’d pay to watch that.

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      We should normalize bullying politicians again. https://mymodernmet.com/la-tonca-trento/

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      I’d rather see Trump vs Putin. Make it a fight to the death. Would be nice to get rid of atleast 1 of them.

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        That fight would end up with trump’s face permanently stuck around putin’s crotch.

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        Putin was a Judo champion 30 years ago. I betting on him to win that one.

        • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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          Kind of? It’s like Tate’s”World Championship” title in kickboxing in that “the world” was not actually the world

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            Even someone who won a local championship 40 years ago would likely win against Trump though, especially if they are forced to play by the rules.

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        Only if the winner also dies.

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    Already done in the movie “Idiocracy” which seems to have done a solid job of predicting the future.

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    Way to keep it classy Orangetard

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      Don’t engage in ableism while calling out Trump’s classlessness please.

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    Arrest this orange prick, how much more will Americans lay down and take as this traitor rapes our children, women, and country?! Fuck this ruZZian piece of garbage named trump!

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    The White Trash House. I bet they’ll pull out couches on the lawn to watch it.

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      I don’t think Vance pulls out.

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    Can’t wait for the Gathering of the Juggalos in the rose garden.

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    Who cares about a stupid publicity stunt pfff

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    Time for James Cameron to raise the bar.

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    It took a lot less time for Idiocracy to come to fruition than I expected. What a fucking clown show.

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    Two men enter, one man leaves!

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    I hope everyone involved in this dies screaming. In minecraft.

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