As a guy who needs his better half around him at all times so she stops him from doing stupid shit, I can see where the author is coming from.

I usually went with “You’re wrong.” and just left. Never answered or reacted in any way. It drives them furious which is very, very funny to me.

Absolutely no alcohol on the first date. To me it is a red flag and we probably won’t see each other again.

I am here to see if there is any spark or if I can even stand you in person and vice versa. Alcohol doesn’t help with that and it shows me you probably have a drinking problem.

These kind of things are those you should be picky about when dating. I had to learn this the hard way with two psycho exes in a row. Say no, take your time with the candidates and choose while sober.

aaaaand goodbye!

That thing from “It Follows”. I would just jump inside my car and go for a road trip. I am more than able to drive for 24 hours. It can follow these nuts!

I actually feel that. Yeah, that sucks.

You should not visit the asian ass porn bot site formally known as reddit anyway.

You are always welcome to shitpost here.

You piss in the snow to clearly see the pee and the furthest drop counts.

If you don’t have a cock you are free to bring a dick you trust to the measurement. Just make sure to fill the form A38 beforehand and your designated piss officer will give your team green light.

Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

You don’t go to Reddit to promote anything. All you do is promoting stuff to bots.

Anyway, what’s your game?

Having the door held open for you while walking towards it but changing directions in the last moment.

If you want something changed on Reddit, pass it on to the press. Back in the day they let sexually suggestive material of minors on their site because it gathered clicks. Did you guys forget r/jailbait?

They only stopped it when one of the mods got doxxed and it was reported in news articles.

I repeat: Reddit stopped pedo shit only because it generated negative attention.

I’m sure there are enough journalists out there who would love to write about Reddit allowing SA material on their website.

Oh that was a golden day indeed. You were able to have a civil discussion with someone who disagreed with you and both of you had a pretty good time. Not only on Reddit but also on fucking YouTube!

Shows you how much Russia turnes anything it touches into pure shit.

Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb

Reminds me when I submitted an appeal to Imgur.

My post got taken down for racism.

I send an appeal that it was, in fact, not racism and if it is to please show me where the racism is.

“Thank you for contacting us. Your post got removed because of racism because it had racism in it.”

Told them to go fuck them selves.

Never got an answer.

Make one on both and see which one suits you better.

Afaik lemm.ee is a pretty normal instance with pretty normal people on it.

Eat, cuddle, fart.

I am aware of that. Thank you.

I just quoted the movie and changed Slytherin with Lemmy.

I thought it would be funny.

4chan died over a decade ago. What has been nuked there was its rotting carcass plastered with Nazi and MAGA shit.

It should never return.

Not Lemmy, eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It’s all here in your head. And Lemmy can help you on your way to greatness, there’s no doubt about that. No?