Hawks, snakes stealing eggs, and then a fox finally did mine in :(

I used to have chickens. Between the cost of the coop, the feed, medicine, etc. I’d say each egg cost us about $5. 🙂

A little exaggeration, but not much. The eggs were really good though, and they make for cute stupid pets.

Those “juicy” seafood places make me sad. Like, the food is tasty, but the whole endeavor creates so much plastic trash. A nasty irony, considering the fact that ocean plastic pollution threatens the very existence of seafood.

I feel this so hard. “Library Science” was like, “if you don’t know the Dewey system, you wont be able to use libraries and then you’re DOOMED”.

I sometimes forget how to write by hand now.

Every new building looks the same. Fast food restaurants are indistinguishable except for the sign out front. All apartment buildings are identical. Office buildings are built to house cubicle farms. Nothing new is interesting or unique, because it’s not profitable to stand out; it’s all optimized for speed and cost. Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V everywhere.

I like that I reach the end of content. It keeps me disciplined in a way. I’ll be like “what do now?” And pick up a book instead.

Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.

lol

See: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.

What you need, my friend, is a slump buster. Casual sex with a woman you otherwise wouldn’t be interested in. I don’t know if it’s a sixth (or 7th or 8th) sense that women have, but they can tell if you’ve gotten any recently. If you have, it makes you more desirable. Alternatively, a good wank before going out in public, but that’s not nearly as effective. I ended many droughts with a slump buster back in my single days.

I’ve been approached by a woman exactly one time. We’ve now been married for 21 years.

Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢

I used to do that, but I’m wondering if that was part of me developing my current condition.

I’m picturing that Pablo Escobar Narcos meme

The fact that the account is less than a day old was the primary clue that they’re just part of a troll campaign. Guess they’re invading Lemmy now too.

You’re wasting your time responding to this obvious troll.

The pope realized that no just or loving god would let that couch fucker anywhere near any position of power, so he offed himself out of depression.

I’m expecting/hoping that the hamberders do him in by then.

Skewer it with the hook.

I sold about a third of my shares in my retirement index fund into “cash” about a month ago. This was obviously coming and I figured I would try to time the market in this instance. I didn’t have the balls to do the whole thing but I stand to make a nice gain if I can buy back in on the way up.

The next few years will be a constant whip saw of crashes and “recoveries”, because the big money wins more when prices are volatile. They sell before you can. They buy before you can. It’s a dance they take advantage of, and we should try to as well.