• GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    “It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”

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    “I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”

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    Flip the script.

    If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, AI

    If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

    If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

    When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

    If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

    Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

  • jan Teten (ona meli)@sh.itjust.works
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    Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.

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      “Where’s my wife and family? What if I die here? Who’ll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone”, panicked Simon.

      He ducked back down the alley.

      “Hallelujah”, said Chevy the bodyguard.

      Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. “Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?”

      Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. “Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na…”