• shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works
    8·
    2 months ago

    My ex was having a girls night with some friends and accidentally butt dialled me while she was having sex with her ex, I could hear them clearly but she had no idea. She came home acting like everything was normal, I would never have known if it weren’t for the butt dial, dodged a bullet

    • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
      31·
      2 months ago

      Oh god. Not as bad, but my ex-wife butt dialed me from the operating theater.

      “Yeah, he wants to have kids. LOL, fuck all that!”

      Yeah, I heard that.