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    ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I’m concerned.

    Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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      Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.

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          All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.

          Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.

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      They were eating meatballs and forgot to mention it, some say they’re still there to this day.

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      Ikea isn’t a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.

      It makes sure every customer walks past every product.

      Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.

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        i dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.

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      You’ve got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn’t wish the practice on anyone.

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      Damn kids these days, thinking they’re invincible and shit and don’t need the IKEA Safety String™ or the IKEA buddy system

      THIS is what happens when you don’t listen to basic safety lectures