All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.
Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.
I’m not sure it’s in all of them. The one by me has an area where you can dump your kid so you can shop unimpeded. I’m only assuming they have a ball pit.
Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.
gotta find the food first…
All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.
Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.
The ball pit in the children’s area is a great place to get, uh, let’s call it veal.
Haha sicko. I’ve never actually seen the kids area. Didn’t know there was a ball pit.
I’m not sure it’s in all of them. The one by me has an area where you can dump your kid so you can shop unimpeded. I’m only assuming they have a ball pit.
Yeah I’ve seen them near me just haven’t been inside.
You didn’t go deep enough.
There are more surprises… if you dare stray from the path.
I don’t dare