Lewis Black, my beloved… one of the reasons I went into Stand Up.

FUCK

If they could get stuff shipped here to NFLD that fast? Hell yes. I have a friend ages away who cooks amazing food but I can’t have it anymore. Makes me so sad.

Alas I’m in Canada

Oh VERY. Ima be real, I only posted it because I am starving and went “Mmm… Pizza” after I saw it in the folder.

I wish I could afford drugs. I wish I could afford groceries half the time lol

Can’t relate. 33 and was awake for ~33 hours straight yesterday. Had to force myself to go to bed because I wasn’t getting tired. Slept for 5 hours and up and at 'em again.

I think I’m broken.

That Mitchell and Webb Look is hysterical. You’re definitely familiar with at least one of the skits. The “Are we the baddies?” one. But every skit on the show is pretty damn solid. They’ve got all the episodes up on YouTube too

I love you already…

Context for those who want it.

Time for me to link my favorite Mitchell and Webb sketch!

The Smell of the Linden Trees

I had no idea that critics liked The Last Jedi. I mean, so did I. But at least nice to know I’m not fuckin’ alone.

Rise of Skywalker… These scores shock the hell out of me considering I’ve never heard anyone do anything other than complain about Rise of Skywalker

Close lmao Vietnamese Dong

I just realized that I had to think for a while about what a penny looks like. God we banned them here in Canada so long ago…

So would my ass

Oh you were new to even reddit. The thing you want is something that was only added there a few years ago. Before it worked the exact same way as it does here.

Sorry, we just expect you to be an adult and not care about the numbers. That’s why there isn’t a count on your page. Do you know how often I have people follow me around in my comments to downvote me? A lot. Know what I do? Nothing because I’m over 30.

Yes. Having memes made about me.

Which doesn’t change the fact that he looks an NPC. I’m sure he’s awesome, I cannot fucking stand him (personal gripes), but dude look auto generated

I don’t know why this got me so hard. Just cackling over here.

Considering the things I’ve done to some men… I doubt this joke is gonna make a difference. But will definitely see you there lol

Sorry for the late getting to this but I’ve got over 500 messages in my fuckin’ inbox…

I’m with you. The behavior is genuinely one reason why I haven’t bothered with a lot of anime. The few times I have I’ve been criticisized like a motherfucker for it being dubbed over subbed or a certain version or whatever and I got exhausted and checked out entirely.