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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Life at 40

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    My balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.

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      But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

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        is “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?

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          They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!

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            When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

            Edit: grammar

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              Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

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                I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

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                  Then you’ll love the source of my plagiarism my muse

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                    I would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

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          Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

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