The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoLife at 40lemmy.worldimagemessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down16
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imageLife at 40lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 month agoMy balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoBut you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agois “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoThey wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 month agoWhen did you start dating Lauren Boebert? Edit: grammar
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIm a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThen you’ll love the source of my plagiarism my muse
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoNudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoPlease don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.
My balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.
But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
is “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?
They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!
When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?
Edit: grammar
Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
Then you’ll love
the source of my plagiarismmy museI would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.