THEY’RE EATING THE FROGS! THEY’RE EATING THE BATS!

It doesn’t matter. Even if you deliberately attempted to manipulate him into a relationship, knowing full well he was 33, he would still be the predator. Tell Professor Humbert he can fuck off with that Lolita shit.

Good point. I should have said, “illicit drugs.”

That’s a good point. I’d still argue that renting is buying a service, but I agree there may be some ambiguity here.

That’s an intriguing take. Blackberries are expensive in some places. In others, you can just grab and eat them as you walk through the park.

Could we reframe it as rental services? The wealthy pay them to manage the property they own, and the poor poor pay them for the right to live there.

Legal services, fines, etc. I wish I had thought of that.

Financial services as a percent of income, yes. That’s a good one. Being poor is relatively expensive.

Gambling

Transportation services

RVs

Recreational drugs

Horses and related services

This is fun, but I’ll end this with the obligatory: There are two main classes, the ownership class and the working class. The lower and middle classes are subsets of the working class.

Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

I would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

These kids are now mods and top contributors for murderedbywords.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

Are you reinventing Netflix, or are you suggesting someone might watch a movie through mailed pictures one frame at a time?

I highly agree. It’s as impressive as a proof of concept and achievement as it is functionally useless. It’s 100% Seiko flexing its capabilities at the time.

My focus here, however, is that I believe it’s the worst way to watch Interstellar.

Then, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started:

To Code a Mockingbird

Pride and Protocols

The Git Gatsby

The Old Man and the C

Java Eyre

Brave New Web

The Lord of the Pings

The Catcher in the GUI

Crime and Compilation

A Tale of Two Servers

Wuthering .htaccess

Anna Kernel-nina

Great Exceptions