Life at 40

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

crawancon@lemm.ee · 1 month ago

is “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 1 month ago

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · edit-2 1 month ago

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 1 month ago

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 1 month ago

Then you’ll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 month ago

Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.