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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

USA only let people enter who bring a box of eggs

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USA only let people enter who bring a box of eggs

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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USA only let people enter who bring a box of eggshttps://www.der-postillon.com/2025/03/eireise.htmlPosted by Pschirki
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    I believe this

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      If not for the TSA claiming every colloid is a liquid…

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        Don’t say “colloid” in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.

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          “Must be some dangerous, terrorist word.”

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            “You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?”

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              Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.

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                Did you ever hear Dubya speak? “Turrist” almost had only one syllable.

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        You talking ostrich eggs?

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          I tried to buy an ostrich egg once. I was visiting some friends in one of the Carolinas and somehow or other saw that there was a small farm which was only a little out of the way going home that sold ostrich eggs. Long story short, I ended up at some creepy house in the dark and did not go up to ask for ostrich eggs.

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            Somebody else is enjoying those ostrich eggs…every day…chained up in the basement…just giant raw eggs…until they’re put out of their misery

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              That’s about what I expected.

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                We all have regrets

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      You would

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        You wood

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