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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

USA only let people enter who bring a box of eggs

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USA only let people enter who bring a box of eggs

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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USA only let people enter who bring a box of eggshttps://www.der-postillon.com/2025/03/eireise.htmlPosted by Pschirki
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    Don’t say “colloid” in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.

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      “Must be some dangerous, terrorist word.”

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        “You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?”

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          Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.

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            Did you ever hear Dubya speak? “Turrist” almost had only one syllable.

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