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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

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43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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Traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, police said.
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  • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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    May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      “Alpha Genesis” is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves “Primate Research Specialists.”

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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        If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          :(

          • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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            Yup, it makes my blood boil.

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    I’d be in trouble because I’d be setting up an Anne Frank attic refuge… for monkeys!

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    Isn’t this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn’t. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

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      I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

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    Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

    • Decoy321@lemmy.world
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      … Rain Man?!?

      • xamirozar@lemm.ee
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        Outbreak

        • Decoy321@lemmy.world
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          Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

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            7 months ago

            Me too. We all know it is clearly Hook :)

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