• Furbag@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Normal people: Biden being silly for the kids at an event.

    Conservatives: Biden, running critically low on adrenochromes at a White House event, goes full mask off and attempts to bite a baby in the full view of the public to get at the nourishing blood supply in it’s youthful veins before the foul necromancy that binds him to this mortal coil wanes and the shell that houses his damned soul is reduced to the dust of aeons gone by.

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    How have we arrived in a world where a grandpa can’t tell a corny grandpa joke anymore.

    Next you’re going to term me that pretending to take your kids nose is akin to threatening torture under the Geneva convention…

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      2 months ago

      In any other context, this could be excused or laughed off as a joke. But this is the President we are talking about! Everything he (or anyone around him) says or does needs to be taken as a serious death threat!! And especially with this guy, who has a well documented history of sniffing children. I guess this one just smelled too good to resist!

      (Literally what everyone did with the Tony Hinchcliffe B.S. all week).

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        2 months ago

        Yup racist “jokes” and having normal fun with kids are totally on the same level.

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          Racist to who? Oh I see, you are just inferring racism because in your racist head, everyone from a certain island that was joked about by a comedian is “a brown”.

          Meanwhile, this is an actual physical attack from a sitting president on a defenseless child and you are totally fine with it!

          You’re sick!!

  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 months ago

    That does it, I’m not voting for him.

    Edit: he jokingly nommed on a turkey costume and an ice cream cone.

  • LANIK2000@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Americans can turn anything into a controversy, well anything except a convicted rapist vocally announcing his plans to start mass killing civilians using the army.

    Honestly, I don’t care anymore. Next week nobody will remember, and they’ll find another random thing to yell about.