From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

“I like to stack. I want to go to an ancient civilisation now. No, now!”

Like a virgin, hey

Watching my concerts for the very first time

This is me in a nutshell.

Illegal Aliens!

Build that forest moon shield, build that forest moon shield!

Facebook deep fake nonsense aside, if I genuinely thought Elon was involved in an investment scheme, I would immediately consider it a scam and assume my money would disappear.

I know this is based on the legal definition of terrorism but I can’t be the only one who thought it sounded odd calling this particular incident a terrorist attack but not the Bondi attack which arguably terrorised more people.

Edit: missing word

Ford lawyer: “If the fuel injectors don’t fit then you must acquit.”

Judge: “Um, not sure that helps your case here.”

He is the Republican elephant.

They need the Shaggy DA on the case.

Officer Chicken Little reporting for duty.

This the first time I have wanted the opposite of this tldr bot and instead references to more information. I wonder if he will disclose more details about what he has been doing all these years assuming he actually is who he says. That would be another twist if the dna test came up as false.

“Sir, have you declared this watch?”

“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks!”

Avelon was also showing some promise, at least visually, but I keep coming back to Voyager. I found Avelon had a few annoying little bugs like default theme settings not being remembered etc and Voyager whilst not perfect does the job reliably. It would be great to see Christian involved again especially with all the experience he would bring in like working around YouTube video playback etc.

Mentioned the Apollo / Reddit saga but did not list Voyager as a client for Lemmy which at least for me has been the closest client in terms of Apollo experience. I know this is Android Police but it did talk about Android and IOS clients in the article.

My hips don’t lie unless it is about my taxes.

I presume there would be rules on it being a natural shape. If not then Japan it’s time to set a crazy new record with those zany cube watermelons that you grow.

This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.

“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”