mine would be lemmy vs reddit

  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    15 days ago

    I have a friend who hates calzones and finds them offensive. I don’t particularly love calzones, but I’ll send a photo whenever I eat one just to keep the hate alive.

  • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    I have a friend who doesn’t like Kamala. She’s simultaneously not leftist enough and also “too woke” for him. Says he won’t vote for her. He lives in Nevada where his vote actually matters.

    He also has strong opinions about the homeless and how we should do nothing and just let them die in the streets.

    We only talk about sports now.

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      15 days ago

      He also has strong opinions about the homeless and how we should do nothing and just let them die in the streets.

      Your friend is no leftist

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        15 days ago

        He’s more of a tankie than he knows. He’s firmly in the camp of “if they don’t work/contribute, then let them die”.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee
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    15 days ago

    We’re all Pokemon fans, and one year for I think Halloween, when we got tired of dressing up as Team Rocket and going door to door reciting the Team Rocket motto for candy each year (because we couldn’t agree on the best arrangement, and to be fair, I needed a break from being Wobbuffet), we dressed up as a female Team Magma grunt (one of my best friends), a male Team Aqua grunt (the other best friend), a female Team Snagem grunt (me), and I think a male Cipher grunt (my BF). As a joke, all of us except my BF (Cipher grunts canonically didn’t exist for raiding) pretended to raid each other’s candy and recruit people to our team, but everyone including onlookers got carried away and we ignited something. Whoopsadoodle.

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    The side of the toilet paper. My best friend is a mad men and puts it on the wrong side. He always changes it whenever he goes to the toilet somewhere.

    Its just funny, my gf made a frame specifically for him in our bathroom and at one point we duck taped the shit out of the toilet paper dispenser so he wouldn’t be able to change it. Made everyone laugh.