I was a funeral director and got this question a lot.
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That’s not how vikings had funerals. The only Norse who had that type of send off is Baldr, son of Odin, in Norse mythology. Real Norse were cremated or buried. Important people had huge burial mounds since they’d be buried with a lot of their possessions. In reality, if you burned a boat with a body on it, the result would be a charred decaying corpse floating back to land in a day or two. A ship doesn’t have enough wood to completly burn a body and bacteria in decaying dead bodies produce gas which causes dead bodies to float.
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It is possible to “bury at sea” depending on the area. The Canadian government charges a significant amount for a permit to do so and it comes with a lot of conditions like a weighted and sealed casket and being dropped far enough from the shoreline. I’ve heard they make the process as difficult and costly as possible as a way to discourage the practice. However, there are no restrictions on scattering cremated remains at sea!
Since this answer is the least fun, it MUST be the most correct.
It is known.
So say we all.
Also cites a source, and seems well thought out
A curious fact about Vikings is that they had legendary weapons imbued with the spirit of great fallen warriors which were stronger than any other weapon at the time. They had a ritual in which they would burn the body of their fallen warriors in the fires of the smelter while making weapons to “imbue” their spirit into it, what happened was that the carbon from the body they were burning formed an alloy with the iron of the weapon, making a crude form of steel in a time we’re everyone had iron weapons.
Gotta be honest here, that sounds like some Ancient Aliens shit… is it a fact or a “fact” you’re sharing? Have any links to reputable sources of information?
I don’t see why it would be hard to accept that someone could make a carbon iron alloy using carbon and iron. But in any case in this link there are multiple sources, an archeology book and a scientific paper, of these claims https://bigthink.com/hard-science/norse-rituals/
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Put your boat in the middle east somewhere. Place various flags on it, usa israel iran lebanon etc. Someone will for sure light you up.
so, you’re still alive and want do die burning on a boat?
takes a lot of discipline not to jump in the water i guess 🤔
also, who cares if it’s legal. they’re not gonna put your corpse in jail.
Not the corpse, but those who helped him.
You don’t really need help for this.
- Punch tree
- get wood
- make a crafting table
- build boat
You get the idea.
okay but getting the flint is a pain in the ass
Depends… are we playing Minecraft or Valheim?
I am not planning on suicide but was thinking about how my dad got cremated and then thought about Thor’s moms funeral. Which I thought would be a cool way to go out.
So you want to die in a burning boat‽ While some countries in Europe allow for assisted suicide, I don’t think any allow for self immolation while at sea.
Now if you’re looking for a viking funeral procession after your death, I would think environmental regulations would be the biggest hurdle.
Not suicide, cremation at sea
OP said die and I’m going to take him at his word 😉
I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.
I like this. Don’t scatter my ashes. Scatter my viscera mist into the air.
At point blank range?
Johnny Depp paid for Hunter Thompson’s ashes to be fired out of a cannon mounted on a giant fist to explode over the valley. Note that I said ashes. Even super rich celebrities had to have the body cremated first.
Did he want to be fired without being cremated? I can’t imagine someone wanting to be splattered everywhere lol
Are you familiar with his work? But no he acknowledged in life that he would have to be cremated first.
Just remember, if someone offers you drugs, take them.
In what country??
America. You know like someone dowsing my body in gas putting my body on a raft and shoot a flaming arrow at me.
I don’t think that would be environmentally friendly.
I know a guy who can get the job
I want to be slung away by a war machine. They should wait until I’m a bit stiff so my ballistic properties would be better.
Heavily depends on the jurisdiction that applies to you when you die. People will be better able to help you if you disclose that.
I assumed international waters. I don’t think the home jurisdiction matters
Then OP has to die in international waters. And I think ships usually count as part of the country they are registered in. So if you die on a cruise ship it still counts like dieing in that ships owner country. And its not trivial to move a corpse out of a country, there are laws about that. So the country they plan to die in very mutch matters.