aeharding@vger.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?message-squaremessage-square384fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareIf you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?aeharding@vger.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square384fedilinkfile-text
Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
minus-squareblackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoIf your toaster can’t fit a slice of Warburton’ Toastie comfortably, then the CEO of the toaster company gets toasted to death at the stake.
minus-squarebionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoFurther: all toasters should be able to steal the sunbeam radiant control patent since it’s being squatted on and not used in any toaster on the market
If your toaster can’t fit a slice of Warburton’ Toastie comfortably, then the CEO of the toaster company gets toasted to death at the stake.
Further: all toasters should be able to steal the sunbeam radiant control patent since it’s being squatted on and not used in any toaster on the market