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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    Can’t even keister a margarita in public anymore, what’s the world come to?

    • jayk@lemmy.world
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      because of WOKE

    • Illuminostro@lemmy.world
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      “I PAID FOR THE SHIT, LEAVE ME ALONE!”

  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t this just that “boofing” that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What’s the problem?

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure this was consensual.

  • FlashZordon@lemmy.world
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    Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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      I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

      • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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        Dinner with a show, what’s not to love!?

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    Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

  • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com
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    What’s all the fuss about? Who hasn’t butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

    Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

      • lefixxx@lemmy.world
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        The episode writes itself

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

  • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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    Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

      • weew@lemmy.ca
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        Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

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    Is this his first Rodeo?

  • NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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    Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO’s butt

    • Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com
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      I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don’t.

      • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
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        I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.

        http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    The funnel gets 86’d

    What does this mean?

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      86 is shorthand for “removed from the menu” or similar.

      • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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        I’ve always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

        I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

        • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’ve also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of “getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is”, most commonly “86 that thought/idea” in place of “forget that” or similar

          Turns out it originally is from food menus

          • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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            I always heard it as “8 miles out, 6 feet under” I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

            Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

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            It’s always been from restaurants as far as I remember. I’ve only ever heard it in restaurant contexts; i.e. “we’re 86 French fries” or something like that.

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    Keep it in the bedroom kids!

  • signor@lemmy.world
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    Frozen or on-the-rocks?

    • waz@lemmy.world
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      Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      Obviously it has to be frozen.

  • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    Do… Do you think she got a brain freeze?

  • A'random Guy@lemmy.world
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    Of course it’s in fucking waycross

    • Nusm@yall.theatl.social
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      Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

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  • sunzu@kbin.run
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    I really don’t see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

    At least they ate living their best lives it seems… I can’t hate it.

    • Randomgal@lemmy.ca
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      Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don’t have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

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        You are being very specific here…

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