Evolution is a result of surviving environmental stressors and, well, surviving in general.

Case in point: this person’s evolutionary lineage involved surviving overcrowded environments by causing everyone else to have aneurisms with just their words.

Hey! So, the outskirts of San Antonio where I used to live definitely had a wildlife problem but most of the hogs here are more interested in garbage and farm fowl than attacking humans. We do have issues with foxes, coyotes, and mountain lions though.

This area from the article is an older part of San Antonio with pretty high crime levels. This is the area where you’d be more likely to feel the need to carry a gun to take out the garbage, but only because other people are carrying guns to take out the garbage.

Where I live now, we used to get somewhat frequent gunshots back when there was a party-house nearby, now it’s much more seldom and sounds less… aggressive? When that happens, I just load up the shotgun and wait for about 30 minutes or so (or until the police arrive, if they even bother to come out) to make sure no one is coming into my house to harm me or my family. I’m all for hosting people, as long as they don’t try to hurt me or the people I love. (If they come in to rob or steal, they probably need it more than I do, plus that’s what insurance is for. No need to go blasting people over something as fleeting as stuff)

Funnily enough, my shotgun was my grandfather’s that he used in his oilfields for snakes. I’ve never shot anything living with it and the worst snake I’ve seen at my house is a rat snake. My sister, on the other hand, got bit by a water moccasin when she lived out by you.

Houston doesn’t fuck around with their wildlife.

Ohhhhhh, I didn’t think about that. I considered that the same as “discarded.” But now I feel bad how nonchalantly I was thinking like, “throw the cucumber of joy into the compost or let nature consume it”

I have a dog who doesn’t like most fruits or any vegetables. I’ve forgotten how easy it is to just give produce to pets such as bunnies or the .

Do most people take food back out from the trash?

Times are tough for underage dads in this cancel culture

The best at keeping secrets

It’s cuz she’s a genocidal antisemite who is absolutely incompetent and behind every calculated idea of Biden’s presidency. She disrespectfully supports Israel’s oppression of the innocent Palestinian terrorist bastards, which she is going to immediately end after letting it go on forever if she wins the election.

This is why you can’t vote for Kamala Harris: she wants open borders so that she can arrest and over-prosecute everyone.

Did I do it? Did I cover all the talking points? I got kinda dizzy from all of the logical whiplash… I know I left out the racist and sexist parts, but I’d feel bad about myself if I’d repeated them.

Do… Do you think she got a brain freeze?

Y’all get your own way of talkin’

Yay!

and power grid

Fuck!

Also “appraised” and “apprised” are not homonyms, unless you pronounce them wrong.

My Texan ass has entered the chat

Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.

After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.

Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”

And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”

The end.

Alternative headline: “study finds that people don’t like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit”

I was thinking about exactly this earlier today: progressives are progressive because they take their direction from studies, experts, and observations. Conservatives are regressive because they invent studies, buy experts, and only observe anything that serves their confirmation bias.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-how-conservatism-won-164063362/

As a born and raised Texan, I find zero flaws in your logic. Then again, if all of you non-Texan foreigners would just obey our laws and ideals, about 60% of Texas would return to the ocean. Glub glub y’all

Little shit-dick boys won’t quit being crybabies sticking their dicks in shit?

What a long way to say “repossession”

You talking about the wick-edly talented… Adele Dazeem?

No, you’re thinking of Kristen Bell who is the “let it go” lady. Streisand is the one who famously lost out on Worst Actress to Kristen Stewart for her role in The Guilt Trip, in which she played the unbelievably original role of “obnoxious Jewish mother.”

She also released at least one musical album back in the 1900s and appeared in a few movies.

One such movie included Streisand portraying the daughter of a disappointed rabbi who also questions her father’s ability to hear her.

*ass

Also, considering that they need access to freeze things inside of you quickly enough, such as your brain, I think most subjects would prefer that they were dead first.