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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

I can't believe it tastes different

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I can't believe it tastes different

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • De_Narm@lemmy.world
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    I’ve heard about replacing eggs with applesauce to turn a baking recipe vegan. But the oil?

    Also, if you don’t want an unholy amalgamation of way too much fat and sugar, why even go for brownies?

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      Blood can also be used as a substitute in baking. Pretty sure it’s in lieu of eggs. Not curious enough to ruin a perfectly good batch of brownies though :(

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        I love that your concern is the integrity of the brownies, not the sourcing of the blood.

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          I’m literally carrying around like a gallon of the stuff, sourcing it isn’t a problem.

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            …like in a gallon jug?

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              No! You think I’m made of money? The blood will stain and I’m not gonna get another gallon jug every month. I just use a big glass jar. Weirdo.

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          Priorities, man.

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          Good brownies are hard to come by; unsuspecting neighbors however, are not.

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        I have a lovely book on recipes with blood, I’ll give ya give ya the name once I find it

        Edit, lol took just a second, blood by Jennifer McLagan

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          I’ll have to get that for when my Klingon friends come over.

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      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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        maple syrup for egg washes

        Holy shit that sounds awesome. And not just as a replacement for egg wash, a maple syrup wash sounds incredible just on it’s own merits

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