The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoEgypt has so little spacelemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1546arrow-down130
arrow-up1516arrow-down1imageEgypt has so little spacelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareHottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·1 year agoClassics Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture. Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air. Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet. Ones I Made Up Right Now Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car. Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn’t violate plank length. Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero. Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoYo mama so short she had to raise herself.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoYour mom such a nice lady people say hi to her
Classics
Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.
Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.
Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Ones I Made Up Right Now
Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.
Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn’t violate plank length.
Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.
Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.
Yo mama so short she had to raise herself.
Your mom such a nice lady people say hi to her
Neeeeeeeeeeerd!
And I love it!
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