in charlie and the chocolate factory (2005) (the best version imo b/c i saw it as a kid and the magic only works around then) a lady said that chocolate is an aphrodisiac and i’ve completely internalized that as true.

i hope it is, it sort of makes sense. people buy chocolates on valentines day

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    8 months ago

    It took me 6 years to realize that planet Earth isn’t comparable to a Minecraft world.

    Aka flat, infinite (can never be fully discovered), only one country exists, only the languages that that country speaks exist, every other planet is literally just objects in the sky, technology is limited to the country you live in and anything more advanced doesn’t exist, time is 100% stable everywhere and only the government decides when to set your clocks forward or backward an hour (so basically Ramadan, and formerly daylight savings), the sun and moon literally collide somewhere in the ground without physically harming it and disappear and reappear when the time comes, I could go on and on.

    Man, I was such a weird child.